Indie Game Reviews

calendar_month Mar 23, 2026 3 min read

Hexologic: I Played Another Hex Puzzle And Actually Liked It. Barely.

Honestly, another Sudoku clone, but with hexagons? My eyes rolled so hard they almost detached. But then I sat down with Hexologic, and... well, it's not awful.

8.3 /10

calendar_month Mar 23, 2026 4 min read

HyperBlocks Review: A Block Puzzle That Actually Respects the Craft

I sat down to roast another mobile block puzzle and walked away three hours later with a sore thumb and zero regrets. HyperBlocks is the real deal.

A Monster's Expedition Review: Against My Will, I Found Joy (Sometimes)

calendar_month Mar 22, 2026 4 min read

A Monster's Expedition Review: Against My Will, I Found Joy (Sometimes)

Dear Draknek & Friends, I came here to scoff at your tree-pushing antics, but then something strange happened. I actually, grudgingly, enjoyed myself. Don't let it go to your heads.

Creeper World 4: The Liquid Enemy Concept Is Actually... Good? Damn It.

8 /10

calendar_month Mar 21, 2026 4 min read

Creeper World 4: The Liquid Enemy Concept Is Actually... Good? Damn It.

I walked into this expecting another phoned-in tower defense clone, ready to bash it with my keyboard. But then the 'Creeper' started flowing, and my cynical heart did a tiny, unexpected beat.

calendar_month Mar 20, 2026 4 min read

Patrick's Parabox: A Puzzle Game So Clever It Almost Made Me Smile

Dear Patrick Traynor, your game is a clever little torment. It's the kind of puzzle that makes me wish I was still 12 and had unlimited brain cells to burn, but even then, it would have been a headache.

The Case of the Golden Idol: Alright, You Win. This One's Actually Good.

7.7 /10

calendar_month Mar 19, 2026 3 min read

The Case of the Golden Idol: Alright, You Win. This One's Actually Good.

Look, I hate admitting it, but Color Gray Games actually made something worth playing. Yes, *I* said it. Get over it.

calendar_month Mar 18, 2026 4 min read

Dungeon Warfare 2: So You Thought You Were a Dungeon Lord? Think Again.

Another tower defense game, great. I was ready to declare the genre dead years ago, but then Dungeon Warfare 2 came along and, grudgingly, proved me wrong. Don't tell anyone I said that, though.

calendar_month Mar 17, 2026 4 min read

Darkest Tower Review: Another Pixelated Tower Defense, But Almost Good

Do we really need another minimalist pixel-art tower defense game? Probably not. But *Darkest Tower* from Rebus almost, and I mean *almost*, convinced this old grump.

Into the Breach Review: Fine, I Admit It, Some New Games Aren't Completely Useless

8.3 /10

calendar_month Mar 16, 2026 4 min read

Into the Breach Review: Fine, I Admit It, Some New Games Aren't Completely Useless

I’m not usually one to sing praises, especially not for a modern indie strategy game. But Into the Breach somehow snuck past my defenses and made me actually, genuinely, begrudgingly enjoy myself.

Infinitode 2 Review: My Brain Cells Are Now Optimized, Thanks I Guess

calendar_month Mar 15, 2026 4 min read

Infinitode 2 Review: My Brain Cells Are Now Optimized, Thanks I Guess

Honestly, I'm tired of tower defense. But then Infinitode 2 showed up, and for some reason, it just kept dragging me back. Developers, you almost got me to crack a smile.

calendar_month Mar 14, 2026 4 min read

Factory Defense: Another Tower Defense, Or Perhaps Something More Than Utterly Forgettable?

Oh, goodie, another tower defense. Just what the world needed. But then, *Factory Defense* rolled out its little conveyor belts, and I grudgingly found myself not entirely hating it.

calendar_month Mar 13, 2026 3 min read

Crankage: A Tower Defense Game Where I Actually Had To Try, And I'm Not Thrilled About It.

Another day, another indie 'innovation' that promises to reinvent the wheel. Crankage isn't just another paint-by-numbers tower defense, it actually wants you to pay attention, and frankly, I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Dwarf Fortress Review: Still the Untamed Beast, Now with Fewer Headaches (Barely)

8.8 /10

calendar_month Mar 12, 2026 4 min read

Dwarf Fortress Review: Still the Untamed Beast, Now with Fewer Headaches (Barely)

I didn't ask for a graphical overhaul, Bay 12, but I suppose this legendary time-sink is slightly less impenetrable than it used to be. Don't mistake that for an endorsement, it's just a concession.

calendar_month Mar 11, 2026 4 min read

Ancient Guardians Review: A Tower Defense Game That Actually Tried, Sort Of.

Another day, another indie 'gem' that promised to reinvent the wheel. Except, Ancient Guardians actually remembered what made the wheel useful in the first place, and I'm mildly annoyed it's not terrible.

Slay the Spire Review: Another Card Game That Actually Earned My Grudging Respect

8.8 /10

calendar_month Mar 10, 2026 4 min read

Slay the Spire Review: Another Card Game That Actually Earned My Grudging Respect

Honestly, when I heard 'card game' and 'roguelike' together, I just sighed. Another one. But then I sat down with Slay the Spire, and now I'm here, sleep-deprived and slightly annoyed that it's actually... good.

Towers & Titans Review: Another 'Cozy' Game That Almost Made Me Snap. Almost.

calendar_month Mar 9, 2026 4 min read

Towers & Titans Review: Another 'Cozy' Game That Almost Made Me Snap. Almost.

I thought I was getting a relaxing tower defense, not a bug-riddled stress test that demands I restart every time I try to pause. Developers, if you're going to call something 'cozy,' it better not crash when I attempt to interact with it.

calendar_month Mar 8, 2026 4 min read

Defend The House Review: Another Tower Defense, Or So I Thought. Briefly.

Just what the world needed, another pixel art tower defense game from a game jam. I groaned, I sighed, then I actually played Defend The House, and now I'm slightly less grumpy. Barely.

Loot Brute Demo Review: Another Pixel Roguelite, But This One Actually Rolls Right. Mostly.

calendar_month Mar 7, 2026 4 min read

Loot Brute Demo Review: Another Pixel Roguelite, But This One Actually Rolls Right. Mostly.

Just when I thought I'd seen every pixel art roguelite gimmick under the sun, along comes Loot Brute. I swear, my eye-rolling muscles are getting a workout, but this one managed to hold my attention for a bit.

calendar_month Mar 6, 2026 3 min read

Family Review: Is This Musical Genealogy Puzzle Worth Your Time, Or Just a History Lesson?

Another day, another indie puzzle game begging for my attention. 'Family' promises detective work in musical genealogy, which sounds either brilliant or like homework. Guess which way I'm leaning?

Tokyo's Neon Monsters Review: A Monster Fusion Demo That Made Me Care About a 30-Minute Slice

calendar_month Mar 5, 2026 6 min read

Tokyo's Neon Monsters Review: A Monster Fusion Demo That Made Me Care About a 30-Minute Slice

GlowtoxGames built a cyberpunk monster-collecting JRPG demo that actually understands what made the classics work. In 30 minutes, it delivers more genuine fusion strategy than most full-price games manage in twenty hours.

Unciv Review: Someone Finally Fixed Civilization V By Remaking It Entirely

calendar_month Mar 4, 2026 6 min read

Unciv Review: Someone Finally Fixed Civilization V By Remaking It Entirely

A free, open-source Civ V clone that runs on a potato and somehow captures everything that made the original great. I'm annoyed at how good this is.

Dicey Dungeons Review: Terry Cavanagh Made Me Care About Dice Again, Damn Him

8.8 /10

calendar_month Mar 3, 2026 6 min read

Dicey Dungeons Review: Terry Cavanagh Made Me Care About Dice Again, Damn Him

I've spent twenty years watching roguelikes bolt random mechanics onto tired formulas. Then Terry Cavanagh turns dice into a legitimate strategic system and I'm furious that it actually works.

OpenRA Review: These Modders Fixed Command & Conquer Better Than EA Ever Could

8 /10

calendar_month Mar 2, 2026 6 min read

OpenRA Review: These Modders Fixed Command & Conquer Better Than EA Ever Could

I've been waiting twenty years for EA to re-release Command & Conquer properly. Instead, a bunch of dedicated fans did it for free, and somehow it's better than anything I could have paid sixty quid for.

6.6 /10

calendar_month Mar 1, 2026 6 min read

Silver Thread: Deux Review – An RPG Maker Puzzle Game That Almost Made Me Care About Ghosts

Dear Spicaze, I've played approximately 47,000 RPG Maker horror-puzzle games in my lifetime, and yours managed to keep me awake through the entire 90-minute runtime. That's either a compliment to you or an indictment of my life choices.

BLUEJEWELED Review: I Played a Bejeweled Mod That Just Makes Everything Blue

3.7 /10

calendar_month Feb 28, 2026 5 min read

BLUEJEWELED Review: I Played a Bejeweled Mod That Just Makes Everything Blue

Someone made a Bejeweled 3 mod that adds more blue. That's it. That's the whole game. I spent twenty minutes with this and now you're going to read about it.

Garden Beetle Review: I Played 50 Levels of Vegetable Anxiety So You Could Make an Informed Decision

calendar_month Feb 27, 2026 5 min read

Garden Beetle Review: I Played 50 Levels of Vegetable Anxiety So You Could Make an Informed Decision

I downloaded Garden Beetle expecting to uninstall it in fifteen minutes. Four hours later, I'm still here, furious at a digital ladybug and questioning my life choices.

calendar_month Feb 26, 2026 6 min read

Wretched Lead Review: A Tower Defense Game That Makes Me Tetris My Own Defense Grid

Manuel Ineichen made a tower defense game where I have to play Tetris with my own buildings while enemies queue up to destroy everything. It's 2024 and somehow this is the first time I've seen this done properly.

Shotgun King Review: I Can't Believe Chess Made Me Angry Again After All These Years

8.3 /10

calendar_month Feb 25, 2026 5 min read

Shotgun King Review: I Can't Believe Chess Made Me Angry Again After All These Years

I've been playing chess since I was eight years old, and I thought I'd seen every possible way to ruin it. Then PUNKCAKE Délicieux handed the Black King a shotgun and somehow made chess stressful again.

Waterworks! Review: A Medieval Plumbing Sim That Made Me Care About Pipes

calendar_month Feb 24, 2026 5 min read

Waterworks! Review: A Medieval Plumbing Sim That Made Me Care About Pipes

I've spent twenty years watching indie developers slap cards onto everything like it's innovation. Then scriptwelder made me genuinely invested in 14th century Polish water infrastructure. I'm as surprised as you are.

Backpack Hero Review: I Can't Believe I'm Getting Wrecked by Tetris

calendar_month Feb 23, 2026 6 min read

Backpack Hero Review: I Can't Believe I'm Getting Wrecked by Tetris

Look, I've slain dragons and saved kingdoms, but apparently arranging a backpack is where my gaming career goes to die. This inventory management roguelike turned my organizational anxiety into actual gameplay, and I hate that it works.

Slice & Dice Review: A Roguelike That Made Me Forget I Hate Randomness

8.5 /10

calendar_month Feb 22, 2026 6 min read

Slice & Dice Review: A Roguelike That Made Me Forget I Hate Randomness

After thousands of hours watching RNG ruin my life in other games, I found myself voluntarily playing a game where dice control everything. I'm as surprised as you are.

I.RULE Review: A Binding of Isaac Tower Defense That Actually Doesn't Make Me Want to Uninstall

calendar_month Feb 21, 2026 6 min read

I.RULE Review: A Binding of Isaac Tower Defense That Actually Doesn't Make Me Want to Uninstall

Someone finally mashed up Isaac and Plants vs. Zombies, and against all odds, it's not a complete disaster. I'm as shocked as you are.

Needy Nebula Review: I Built a Planet for Aliens and All I Got Was This Weird Sense of Satisfaction

calendar_month Feb 20, 2026 5 min read

Needy Nebula Review: I Built a Planet for Aliens and All I Got Was This Weird Sense of Satisfaction

An arcade planet builder where you shoot hearts at enemies and collect aliens sounds like someone's fever dream, but here I am, three hours in, actually caring about whether my space pigs have enough resources. What is happening to me?

CorgiSpace Review: A Dozen Mini-Games That Actually Respect My Precious Time

calendar_month Feb 19, 2026 6 min read

CorgiSpace Review: A Dozen Mini-Games That Actually Respect My Precious Time

I've played enough 'game collections' to know they're usually filler masquerading as value. CorgiSpace is different—Adam Saltsman crammed a year's worth of legitimately clever ideas into bite-sized experiences, and I'm annoyed at how much I enjoyed it.

Shogun Showdown Alpha Review: A Turn-Based Roguelike That Actually Made Me Think

calendar_month Feb 18, 2026 5 min read

Shogun Showdown Alpha Review: A Turn-Based Roguelike That Actually Made Me Think

I've played enough roguelikes to fill a landfill, and most blend together like bland oatmeal. This alpha version of Shogun Showdown made me pause my cynical eye-rolling for about three hours straight, which is basically a marriage proposal in my world.

Caltrop Kaiju Review: A d4-Powered Monster Mash That Actually Respects Your Schedule

calendar_month Feb 17, 2026 6 min read

Caltrop Kaiju Review: A d4-Powered Monster Mash That Actually Respects Your Schedule

I've played hundreds of solo TTRPGs that promise 'quick play' and deliver three hours of dice rolling misery. Caltrop Kaiju delivers on its ten-minute promise while somehow not feeling shallow. I'm as surprised as you are.

Shifty Sam Review: A Scratch Game That Made Me Reconsider My Life Choices (In a Good Way?)

calendar_month Feb 16, 2026 5 min read

Shifty Sam Review: A Scratch Game That Made Me Reconsider My Life Choices (In a Good Way?)

I don't review Scratch games. I have standards. But Shifty Sam—a four-day game jam entry with a mustache-sporting protagonist—somehow earned my begrudging respect. Mostly because it's free and I can't complain about the price.

Six Cats Under Review: A Game Jam Ghost Story That's Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

calendar_month Feb 15, 2026 6 min read

Six Cats Under Review: A Game Jam Ghost Story That's Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

I've played approximately seven thousand cat-themed indie games at this point, and I was ready to dismiss this one before I even clicked. But Team Bean Loop made something here that actually works, and now I'm sitting here like some kind of fool, charmed by a game jam project.

Sokoban Dragon Review: I Pushed 25 Boxes and All I Got Was This Lousy Headache

5.2 /10

calendar_month Feb 14, 2026 5 min read

Sokoban Dragon Review: I Pushed 25 Boxes and All I Got Was This Lousy Headache

Levi Kornelsen's Sokoban Dragon is exactly what it says on the tin: Sokoban puzzles with a dragon sprite. If you've played literally any block-pushing game in the last 40 years, congratulations—you've already played this one.

Rogue Piece Review: A Chess Roguelike That Made Me Forget to Be Annoyed (Briefly)

calendar_month Feb 13, 2026 6 min read

Rogue Piece Review: A Chess Roguelike That Made Me Forget to Be Annoyed (Briefly)

I've played every "chess but different" game since Battle Chess made me wait 30 seconds per animation in 1988. This one actually kept me clicking through turns instead of alt-tabbing to complain on forums. Barely.

Iron Ledger Review: A Deck-Builder That Actually Makes Me Think (Unfortunately)

6.2 /10

calendar_month Feb 12, 2026 5 min read

Iron Ledger Review: A Deck-Builder That Actually Makes Me Think (Unfortunately)

Another itch.io deck-builder that wants my attention. Except this one has a genuinely clever twist that made me restart three times before I figured out I'm supposed to NOT play my cards. Which is... different.

The King is Watching Review: A Ludum Dare Game That Grew Up (Unlike Most)

calendar_month Feb 11, 2026 6 min read

The King is Watching Review: A Ludum Dare Game That Grew Up (Unlike Most)

I've played approximately 847 tower defense games that all blur together into one gray mass of arrow towers and wave counters. Then this Ludum Dare experiment showed up and made me actually think about worker placement for once.

7.7 /10

calendar_month Feb 10, 2026 5 min read

Spring Falls Review: A Puzzle Game That Actually Lets Me Breathe (Miracle)

I sat down expecting another generic tile puzzler. An hour later, I was still here, voluntarily watching water drain through hexagons. I don't know who I am anymore.

RATMOUSE Review: A Rat, Some Bugs, and My Rapidly Declining Patience

calendar_month Feb 9, 2026 6 min read

RATMOUSE Review: A Rat, Some Bugs, and My Rapidly Declining Patience

Zoopgar made an arcade game about a rat named Barbra exterminating bugs for crumbs, and somehow I didn't immediately close the tab. Let me tell you why that's actually impressive.

Ink Jump Review: A Precision Platformer That Made Me Remember Why I Hate Myself

calendar_month Feb 8, 2026 5 min read

Ink Jump Review: A Precision Platformer That Made Me Remember Why I Hate Myself

Another precision platformer asking me to jump off sticky walls while contemplating my life choices. At least this one lets me paint the scenery as I fail repeatedly—because apparently visual documentation of my inadequacy is what passes for innovation now.

calendar_month Feb 7, 2026 6 min read

Sizeable Review: A Puzzle Game That Finally Understands I'm Tired

I've played approximately seven thousand puzzle games where the 'twist' is just moving blocks in a slightly different direction. Sizeable's object-resizing mechanic actually made me look up from my second monitor, which is the highest praise I can offer in 2024.

Fragments of Euclid Review: An Escher Tribute That Actually Earned My Respect

calendar_month Feb 6, 2026 5 min read

Fragments of Euclid Review: An Escher Tribute That Actually Earned My Respect

I've played enough 'mind-bending' puzzle games to know most are just corridors with portals. Fragments of Euclid is different—it's 45 minutes of genuine spatial confusion that reminded me why I fell in love with first-person puzzlers back when Myst didn't hold your hand.

Tetrisweeper Review: Two Games I'm Mediocre At Combined Into One I'll Lose At Twice as Fast

calendar_month Feb 5, 2026 5 min read

Tetrisweeper Review: Two Games I'm Mediocre At Combined Into One I'll Lose At Twice as Fast

Someone looked at Tetris and Minesweeper—two perfectly good ways to waste time at work—and thought, 'What if we made this significantly more stressful?' I hate that it actually works.

4.5 /10

calendar_month Feb 4, 2026 5 min read

Admin Review: A Password-Cracking Puzzle That's Over Before Your Coffee Gets Cold

I've played detective in hundreds of games, but this is the first time I've been forced to roleplay as the poor IT guy who has to reset Karen from Accounting's password because she used her cat's name again. Spoiler: it's not as thrilling as it sounds.

Sockman Review: I've Played Better Platformers on a Commodore 64, And I'm Not Even Joking

4.5 /10

calendar_month Feb 3, 2026 6 min read

Sockman Review: I've Played Better Platformers on a Commodore 64, And I'm Not Even Joking

A 64-year-old plumber named Domin finds a sock and apparently that's enough plot to justify dying 200 times per minute in a single-screen platformer that thinks difficulty equals quality. Spoiler: it doesn't.

GeoJet Review: I Played This Retrowave Racer So You'd Know If It's Actually Good

calendar_month Feb 2, 2026 4 min read

GeoJet Review: I Played This Retrowave Racer So You'd Know If It's Actually Good

Another retrowave game? In 2024? I loaded up GeoJet expecting F-Zero at home, but this three-person team somehow made me care about combo chains again. Barely.

calendar_month Feb 1, 2026 6 min read

Reynard Review: A Tower Defense RPG That Borrows From the Best (But Doesn't Always Pay Them Back)

Hyper Fox Studios wants me to believe they've cracked the tower defense/action RPG hybrid formula. I've seen this attempted seventeen times in the last two years. Let's see if Reynard earns its Zelda namedrops or if I'm about to write yet another 'nice try' eulogy.

Deadbeats Encore Review: A Hololive Rhythm Game That Actually Slaps (Grudgingly)

calendar_month Jan 31, 2026 5 min read

Deadbeats Encore Review: A Hololive Rhythm Game That Actually Slaps (Grudgingly)

I booted up yet another fangame expecting amateur hour garbage, but Deadbeats Encore's Everhood-inspired bullet hell rhythm hybrid actually made me stop scrolling Twitter. Color me shocked.

Tanuki Sunset Classic: Another Synthwave Racer, But This Raccoon Got My Attention

calendar_month Jan 30, 2026 4 min read

Tanuki Sunset Classic: Another Synthwave Racer, But This Raccoon Got My Attention

Alright, a raccoon on a longboard, how original. And yet, somehow, this little itch.io gem managed to burrow into my brain. I'm almost annoyed.

calendar_month Jan 29, 2026 5 min read

goodbye, doggy Review: A Ghost Dog Puzzler That Made Me Feel Things (Against My Will)

I came for puzzles, stayed because a dead dog made me confront my own mortality. This free browser game weaponizes grief in ways I wasn't prepared for at 2 PM on a Tuesday.

calendar_month Jan 28, 2026 6 min read

The Glitch Review: A Tabletop RPG That Thinks It's an Arcade Cabinet (And Actually Pulls It Off)

I've been reviewing games since before some of you were born, and I never thought I'd be sitting here praising a TTRPG that fits in a cassette case. Yet here we are. The Glitch somehow captures arcade chaos on paper, and I'm only slightly annoyed that it works.

5.2 /10

calendar_month Jan 27, 2026 6 min read

Alien Overrun Review: A Tower Defense Game That Thinks It's an RTS (Spoiler: It's Not Fooling Anyone)

Look, I've played tower defense games since before half of you were born, and Alien Overrun wants me to believe it's bringing something new to the table by slapping 'light RTS' on the description. Let me tell you what I found when I reluctantly gave it a shot.

PolyTrack Review: A TrackMania Clone That Actually Understands the Assignment

7.1 /10

calendar_month Jan 26, 2026 6 min read

PolyTrack Review: A TrackMania Clone That Actually Understands the Assignment

I've played approximately 847 TrackMania wannabes, and PolyTrack is one of maybe three that didn't make me want to throw my keyboard. It's a low-poly racing game that knows what it's doing, even if I'm too tired to be excited about it.

Polygon Brawl Masters Review: A Free Fighter That's Actually Worth Your Download (I'm Shocked Too)

calendar_month Jan 25, 2026 6 min read

Polygon Brawl Masters Review: A Free Fighter That's Actually Worth Your Download (I'm Shocked Too)

I opened this expecting another lazy Unity asset flip with 'retro' slapped on as an excuse for bad graphics. What I got was a genuinely competent arcade brawler that respects both my time and the classics it's aping. Carbon Copycat Games, you've earned your suspicious name.

Mark Loops Review: Four Movement Systems I'll Forget By Tomorrow

calendar_month Jan 24, 2026 5 min read

Mark Loops Review: Four Movement Systems I'll Forget By Tomorrow

l8doku crammed four different movement systems into one tiny arcade package. I've seen this 'collection of mini-games' thing a thousand times, but at least this one commits to a clear concept: what if moving around was the entire point?

Tiny Islands Review: A Digital Roll-and-Write That Almost Made Me Put Down My Coffee

calendar_month Jan 23, 2026 6 min read

Tiny Islands Review: A Digital Roll-and-Write That Almost Made Me Put Down My Coffee

David King Made Some Games took the roll-and-write genre, threw dice out the window, and gave us cards instead. I sat down expecting another forgettable puzzle game and ended up actually finishing my islands. Twice.

4.3 /10

calendar_month Jan 22, 2026 5 min read

Gods Arena Review: A Two-Button Fighter That Made Me Miss When Arcades Had More Than Two Buttons

I've played fighting games since Street Fighter II cost me my lunch money in 1991. Gods Arena has two playable characters, four moves, and the audacity to call itself a throwback to arcade fighters. Let me tell you about my five minutes with Olympus's budget brawl.

5.8 /10

calendar_month Jan 21, 2026 6 min read

Runic Review: A Free Puzzle Game That Actually Remembers What 'Short and Sweet' Means

I've played approximately 847 'atmospheric puzzle games' this month, and most of them mistake 'ambient soundtrack' for 'having a personality.' Runic doesn't reinvent anything, but at least it knows what it is and doesn't waste my time pretending otherwise.

calendar_month Jan 20, 2026 6 min read

ElecHead Review: A Puzzle Game That Actually Made Me Think (Damn It)

I went into ElecHead expecting another forgettable pixel-art puzzler to add to the pile. What I got was a genuinely clever game that forced me to use my brain instead of my reflexes, and I'm still not sure how I feel about that.

The Scholar Review: An Anagram Game That Made Me Dust Off My ZX Spectrum Next (Somehow)

calendar_month Jan 19, 2026 4 min read

The Scholar Review: An Anagram Game That Made Me Dust Off My ZX Spectrum Next (Somehow)

I never thought I'd boot up my Spectrum Next for a word puzzle game in 2025, but here we are. The Scholar is exactly what it says on the tin: timed anagrams with retro charm, and I'm annoyed that I actually enjoyed it.

4.2 /10

calendar_month Jan 18, 2026 5 min read

Make New Way Review: I Bought Source Code and All I Got Was This Lousy Puzzle Game

Make New Way isn't actually a game you can play—it's a Unity project you're supposed to build yourself. I paid a dollar to do someone else's job, and I'm still annoyed about it three days later.

b-e-e-t-l-e Review: A Typing Game That Doesn't Want to Give Me Carpal Tunnel (Shocking)

calendar_month Jan 17, 2026 6 min read

b-e-e-t-l-e Review: A Typing Game That Doesn't Want to Give Me Carpal Tunnel (Shocking)

I've played approximately ten thousand typing games that think 'challenging' means 'inducing stress fractures in my fingers.' This one had the audacity to be calm about it, and honestly, I'm annoyed at how much I didn't hate it.

Pack Review: A 15-Minute Packing Simulator That's Somehow Worse Than Actual Packing

3.8 /10

calendar_month Jan 16, 2026 5 min read

Pack Review: A 15-Minute Packing Simulator That's Somehow Worse Than Actual Packing

I've spent decades perfecting the art of Tetris, and now some developer thinks they can turn the anxiety of real-world packing into entertainment. Spoiler: They tried, and it's about as thrilling as folding laundry.

calendar_month Jan 15, 2026 5 min read

Raide Review: A Puzzle Game About Train Tracks That Actually Doesn't Waste Your Time

I've played enough 'cozy pixel art puzzle games' to last three lifetimes, but Raide somehow managed to keep me clicking for two hours straight. It's just train tracks. How did this happen.

Nippets Review: A Hidden Object Game That Almost Made Me Stop Sighing

calendar_month Jan 14, 2026 5 min read

Nippets Review: A Hidden Object Game That Almost Made Me Stop Sighing

I've played enough hidden object games to fill a landfill, and most of them feel like busy work designed by committee. Nippets, with its hand-drawn charm and window-opening gimmick, actually made me forget I was supposed to be grumpy for about twenty minutes.

calendar_month Jan 13, 2026 6 min read

Project Kat Review: A Horror Puzzle Game That Actually Respects Your Brain (Grudgingly Impressed)

I've played approximately 47,000 'short RPG horror' games on itch.io, and most make me want to uninstall my browser. Project Kat? I actually finished it. Twice. Don't make a big deal out of this.

calendar_month Jan 12, 2026 6 min read

Vincent: The Secret of Myers Review: A Horror Puzzle That Actually Respects Your Intelligence (Mostly)

I went into this expecting another amateur RPG Maker horror game with jump scares and obtuse puzzles. What I got was a surprisingly competent mystery that knows when to shut up and let me think—a dying art in modern indie games.

Type Help Review: A Text-Based Mystery That Made Me Remember Why I Loved Old School Adventure Games (Grudgingly)

calendar_month Jan 11, 2026 6 min read

Type Help Review: A Text-Based Mystery That Made Me Remember Why I Loved Old School Adventure Games (Grudgingly)

I sat down expecting another pretentious 'type commands to feel smart' indie game, but Type Help actually made me think. Fine, William Rous, you win this round—your text-based detective work is the most engaged I've been with a mystery game since I had actual patience.

Project: Scrap Review: A Geometry Wars Clone That Actually Earned My Grudging Respect

7.4 /10

calendar_month Jan 10, 2026 5 min read

Project: Scrap Review: A Geometry Wars Clone That Actually Earned My Grudging Respect

I've played approximately 847 twin-stick shooters that claim to be 'inspired by Geometry Wars,' and 846 of them made me want to uninstall Steam. Project: Scrap is the one that didn't, and I'm as shocked as you are.

Stealth Crossword Review: Six Minutes of Genre-Bending That Left Me Confused and Mildly Impressed

6.2 /10

calendar_month Jan 9, 2026 5 min read

Stealth Crossword Review: Six Minutes of Genre-Bending That Left Me Confused and Mildly Impressed

ComputerJames made a stealth game where you solve crossword puzzles instead of sneaking past guards, and somehow this six-minute experiment works better than most indie games I've suffered through this month. I'm as surprised as you are.

calendar_month Jan 8, 2026 6 min read

last seen online Review: A Free Horror Puzzle That Actually Understands Restraint

I downloaded this expecting another cheap jumpscare fest masquerading as 'psychological horror.' What I got instead was a genuinely unsettling dig through someone's digital ghost—and I'm annoyed that I have to admit it's good.

The Rat Way Home Review: A Game Jam Entry That Taught Me Rats Have Better Parenting Skills Than Most Humans

6.9 /10

calendar_month Jan 7, 2026 5 min read

The Rat Way Home Review: A Game Jam Entry That Taught Me Rats Have Better Parenting Skills Than Most Humans

I went in expecting another forgettable puzzle platformer. I came out having experienced a seven-minute emotional gut-punch about dementia, delivered through the lens of a rat mom. Free. Made in a week. What is happening to my standards?

Blue Splash: Whale Dash Review: Another Endless Runner That Thinks Adding Water Makes It Original

5 /10

calendar_month Jan 7, 2026 5 min read

Blue Splash: Whale Dash Review: Another Endless Runner That Thinks Adding Water Makes It Original

I've been reviewing mobile games since Flappy Bird made everyone think they could be a game developer, and here we are again: another endless runner with a fresh coat of oceanic paint. At least this one involves a whale instead of another anthropomorphic rectangle.

calendar_month Jan 6, 2026 6 min read

Titan Review: A Voxel Horror Puzzle That Made Me Miss Dead Space (In a Good Way, I Guess)

Voyager Games throws you into a Saturn space station with a rogue AI, a voxel aesthetic I didn't ask for, and enough atmosphere to make me actually care about escaping. It's free, which explains everything and somehow excuses nothing.

4.8 /10

calendar_month Jan 6, 2026 6 min read

HyperBlocks Review: It's Literally Just Block Puzzle Again. Seriously.

Another day, another block puzzle game that thinks drag-and-drop is a personality. I've played this exact game approximately 847 times, but sure, let's do it again.

calendar_month Jan 5, 2026 5 min read

Helltaker Review: A Puzzle Game About Dating Demons That's Actually Good (I'm As Surprised As You Are)

I downloaded this expecting another lazy "waifu bait" puzzle game. Instead, I got sharp-suited demon girls, brutally fair Sokoban mechanics, and a 45-minute experience that respects my time more than most $60 AAA games. I hate that I loved it.

Minecraft VS Zombies 2 Review: A Fan Game Mashup That's Either Genius or a Cry for Help

5.4 /10

calendar_month Jan 4, 2026 5 min read

Minecraft VS Zombies 2 Review: A Fan Game Mashup That's Either Genius or a Cry for Help

Someone combined Plants vs Zombies, Minecraft, AND Touhou Project into one tower defense game. I've been reviewing games for 15 years and I don't know whether to be impressed or concerned. Spoiler: I played it anyway, and now I have opinions.

Balls, Dice & Stickers Review: I Can't Believe I'm Writing About Poop Flies in 2024

6.9 /10

calendar_month Jan 3, 2026 6 min read

Balls, Dice & Stickers Review: I Can't Believe I'm Writing About Poop Flies in 2024

A physics-based deckbuilder about firing balls at dice while managing an ecosystem of spiders, poop, and flies. I've been reviewing games for 15 years and somehow THIS is what finally broke my brain.

Fungal Bolt Review: A One-Week School Project That's Somehow More Fun Than Most $30 Steam Games

5.8 /10

calendar_month Jan 2, 2026 5 min read

Fungal Bolt Review: A One-Week School Project That's Somehow More Fun Than Most $30 Steam Games

I downloaded this expecting another throwaway itch.io experiment. What I got was a brutally honest developer who spent a week making a Touhou-inspired mushroom genocide simulator that's more entertaining than games that took two years and a Kickstarter campaign.

TRACE Review: A Sci-Fi Escape Room That Actually Made Me Use My Brain (Against My Will)

calendar_month Jan 1, 2026 5 min read

TRACE Review: A Sci-Fi Escape Room That Actually Made Me Use My Brain (Against My Will)

I've played enough browser-based escape rooms to know they're usually lazy point-and-click exercises with nonsensical puzzles. TRACE? It actually made me reach for the in-game notepad. I'm still processing my feelings about that.

4.7 /10

calendar_month Dec 31, 2025 5 min read

CatAttack Arcade Review: I Played as a Destructive Cat and Somehow Still Got Bored

A free browser game where you destroy furniture as a hungry cat sounds like easy dopamine, but CatAttack Arcade somehow makes chaos feel like a chore. It's not bad for five minutes, which is exactly how long you'll play it.

Mixolumia Review: A Falling Block Puzzler That Actually Justifies Its Existence

calendar_month Dec 30, 2025 6 min read

Mixolumia Review: A Falling Block Puzzler That Actually Justifies Its Existence

I've played about eight thousand Tetris clones in my life, and exactly three of them deserved to exist. Mixolumia might be number four, and I'm as shocked as you are.

5.7 /10

calendar_month Dec 29, 2025 5 min read

Power Stealers Review: A '90s Arcade Throwback That Almost Makes Me Feel Young Again

Finally, someone remembered that arcade games were supposed to throw you into the action instead of wasting 45 minutes on tutorials. Power Stealers tries to capture that '90s magic, and honestly? It doesn't completely fail.

5.1 /10

calendar_month Dec 28, 2025 5 min read

Time is Solid Here Review: A Horror Puzzle That's More Liminal Than Literal (And That's the Problem)

I've spent two decades wandering yellow hallways in games, and AlgebraFalcon wants me to do it again—this time with a floating head spouting nonsense about monster trucks. At least the spirits need help, which is more than I can say for my sanity.

Luckitown Review: Sokpop Made Me Care About Dice Again (I'm As Shocked As You Are)

calendar_month Dec 27, 2025 6 min read

Luckitown Review: Sokpop Made Me Care About Dice Again (I'm As Shocked As You Are)

I've played enough tower defense games to know they're all the same recycled garbage with different skins. Then Sokpop threw dice at the genre and somehow made me think about farm placement for twenty minutes straight.

calendar_month Dec 26, 2025 6 min read

Mechs V Kaijus Review: A Tower Defense That Finally Remembers 'Defense' Should Be Difficult

I booted up Mechs V Kaijus expecting another paint-by-numbers tower defense clone. Instead, I got my teeth kicked in on 'Easy' mode and somehow kept coming back for more punishment.

6.1 /10

calendar_month Dec 25, 2025 6 min read

Kinetic Interceptive Defense Review: A Tower Defense Game That Makes You Do Cardio

Finally, someone had the audacity to ask 'what if tower defense was exhausting?' Hell Yea Games delivers a frantic twist on the genre that had me questioning every placement decision I've ever made — and whether my mouse could survive the experience.

6.9 /10

calendar_month Dec 24, 2025 8 min read

The Roottrees are Dead: A Free Puzzle That Made Me Remember Why I Love Games (Begrudgingly)

I spent six hours on a free itch.io game about filling in a family tree. At 2 AM, I was cross-referencing wedding photos with obituaries. This is either a brilliant detective puzzle or I need better hobbies.

calendar_month Dec 23, 2025 6 min read

Nodes of Nebula Review: A Mobile Tower Defense That Actually Respects the 'Rogue' in Roguelike

I downloaded this expecting another cash-grab tower defense with seventeen pop-up ads before wave 3. What I got was a surprisingly competent roguelike that understands progression better than most $30 Steam games. I'm as shocked as you are.

TowerBag Review: One Tower, One Skull, One Chance to Not Bore Me to Death

calendar_month Dec 23, 2025 5 min read

TowerBag Review: One Tower, One Skull, One Chance to Not Bore Me to Death

I've played tower defense games since before some developers were born, and TowerBag thinks it can revolutionize the genre by giving me ONE tower. ONE. Let me tell you how that worked out.

Match3Now Review: Because Apparently We Needed Another Match-3 Game in 2024

4.5 /10

calendar_month Dec 23, 2025 5 min read

Match3Now Review: Because Apparently We Needed Another Match-3 Game in 2024

I've reviewed approximately 8,000 match-3 games at this point (slight exaggeration, but it feels accurate), and HyperHollow Games just handed me another one. This time with dinosaurs AND robots, because why choose one tired theme when you can have six?